silver dollar flat top

A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.

“That old man has a silver dollar flat top”

by Teitorbig February 5, 2021

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

flat backer

nasty girls with NO ass

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.

by Vinazza March 9, 2008

Flatbilly

One half hippy one half gangster. The Flatbilly can be spotted by their distinctly flat billed sports cap, and tank top. Throat tattoo's, and tacky jewlery are optional, but not uncommon. Most likely to be found at a cannabis cups, trailer parks, or skeezin around Colfax. Should you become unlucky enough to bump into one of these asshats, they will pretend to be chill, but in reality they are high on crystal meth, and are plotting to steal your shit.

Get out of my way you goddamn flatbilly! You look like Tommy Lee dressed up a Marshal Mathers clone. Kill yourself.

by Neb Carnelian August 28, 2014

flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 29, 2016

flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017

C-Flat

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. Inspired by a Dadaist poem from the early 1900's. Surreal poetry made visible.

That surreal C-Flat movie blew my mind.

by jiminton June 10, 2007