fatness/fitness

One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.

If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?

by QuacksO May 31, 2020

Gil Fizon

Something or someone that is extremely gaseous and fire. An exceptionally awesome object or person. Someone who is Gil Fizon will have a chill to pull ratio of 5:5

God dang Christian that no scope was Gil Fizon. I wish Michael could do something as fire as that.

by Chadsol October 22, 2020

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

my fitness pal

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

dirty fion

Fucking the hottest milf in the world while he son Dara is wanking to gay donkey porn in the corner of the room

Gave my friends mom a dirty fion last night

by I am well hung September 7, 2021

rare fitness

A health and wellness company, dedicated to transforming people into the best versions of themselves!

Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life

by 5Legend5 November 22, 2021

Harbor Fitness

Brooklyn's Gym since 1991. Pride themselves on being "the best part of a members day, every day".

I remember working out at Harbor Fitness- it was the happiest time of my life!

by tansbro November 23, 2021