Snowball felcher

When someone felchers, then snowballs, and that person then gargles the snowball.

She tried to snowball felcher me! I told her to just kiss me instead.

by Dr Sbaitso January 18, 2017

Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth

Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts

by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018

Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.

Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.

by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019

Lettuce Fetcher

A person who struggles to reach completion without the presence of fresh produce

Doctor: "any strange fetishes I should be aware of?"
Nicholas: "just the one, actually. I'm a lettuce fetcher. Grab a cabbage and watch me explode"

by Chicken cox January 31, 2020

Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch

Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.

by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023