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Palpatine A Relationship

'Palpatine A Relationship' is a term used to describe the act of carefully planning, executing, and manipulating other people's relationships to suit your own desires. Such as planning the demise of your friends relationship so you can date his girl.
Kos: Dude, why did Steve break up with his girl?

Milky: Bro, John manipulated Steve into breaking up with her so he could date his girl!

Kos: Ah, I've seen this before, he totally just pulled a 'Palpatine A Relationship' on Steve.
by Officer Mufflebunz October 24, 2016
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McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 7, 2020
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elationship

"elationship" the action of one or more individuals who communicate or correspond through some type of virtual or electronic/online communication device or platform(i.e. email, chatroom, video chat, mobile text message, web-blog etc.).
Text messaging back and forth between friends or associates is a form of "elationship".
by Ting Olatunji December 31, 2007
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delationshipping

the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.
As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.
by tlane February 15, 2008
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failationship

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."
by Arjunftf January 16, 2009
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felatio

Susan likes felatio.
by Benito January 26, 2003
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relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.
by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001
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