Father Bressani

Such a shit school not fun and everyone thinks their hard so many npcs it’s a shit school

Father Bressani not fun

Don’t go there shit school

🎂

by Havecak127 September 23, 2023

father

something apparently a lot of you don’t have

guy: yea my father is great
other guy: oh yea mine went to go get milk a while ago

by Mochi Fox July 2, 2023

Father

The male parent

I love my father!

by Faerie_the_Original July 5, 2023

you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

by Mikekael July 23, 2023

Father Ted

A really cool dude give him a high five

Father Ted is the coolest guy I have ever seen

by Bumlord4351 August 15, 2023

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023