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farmer nick

A little boy who loves the country, real true blue country bloke, loves a good dart, the winnie blues are his favourite, he loves footy and loves a good beer too

Weaknessess, can include Millie Kingham, and sian eggerton
by BOZO123442 September 1, 2023
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Tyler Farmer

He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023
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Dopamine farmer

A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?

Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.

Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.

Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.

Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.

Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024
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Farmer

Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd
Farmer has 0 friends
by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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rage farmer

Rage farmer: a shock jock who cultivates rage and fear to build an audience...Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones
Rupert Murdoch is a rage farmer built his media empire by cultivating rage and fear
by pscot October 27, 2023
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Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
by Money_bag May 5, 2020
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