four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

twenty four hour ice

When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours.

"Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."

Ryan wouldn't stop making jokes about my sweatpants, so I am putting him on twenty four hour ice.

by Jessi loves Chicago February 12, 2015

infinity plus four

Infinity plus four was discovered by a genius, though his name is unknown. This genius mathematician first stumbled this formula while lurking around on this very website. First he saw the definition for infinity plus one, then plus two, then plus three... but it stopped there. He thought to himself... what if? What if there was an infinity plus 4? And thus this equation was born. It is the highest number known to man. Anything higher would make your brain implode.
or would it...?!?

Stupid: I'm so much better than you at this game.
Stupider: NO! I'm like, infinity plus one times better than you.
Stupidest: Whatever you losers, I'm infinity plus four times better than both of you combined.
*gasp*
Genius: Actually. I am the greatest, for I am infinity plus 4 times greater than all of you.
*bigger gasp*

by Unknown and Anonymous April 10, 2008

Flour Girl

A chick so fat that if you were gonna fuck her you'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

OMG! That chick is so fat it's sick she's a flour girl.

by itsallbindun June 14, 2003

four-letter word

A set of words written with four letters that are considered obscene or vulgar unless written on the internet.

four-letter words in Real Life:
Kid - "shit..."
Dad - "What the Fuck did you say?"
On the Net:
Kid - "omg slut. damn what a fucking shit cunt"
Dad - "qft"

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

four dollar bill

1.)A lie or fabrication that someone tells you in order to get you to do something that u normally wouldn't. 2.)A lie someone tells you
to pass the blame to some one else.

stop try'n to slip me a four dollar bill! i know u did it!

by meech Young November 18, 2004

Four Loko

A drink that makes you wind up in a random hallway with levi.

damn, that was her 2nd four loko.

by not ansley. :P December 14, 2010