floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.

I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.

by kalebgaime September 19, 2017

Float

When you exale smoke as slowly as possible

Take a hit and try a float bro

by possiblylewisholms November 19, 2017

floating for hoes

Single and ready to mingle! One objective, get pussy!

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!

#Floatin4Hoes

by President M November 29, 2017

Froating

The art of lurking around a group of people and listening to their conversations like It's a chat room.

"Did you hear about that kid? He's known for froating around people"

by Emo_Nightmare November 30, 2017

floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

foatey

a guy who eats too much Taco Bell

If you eat a lot of Taco Bell, you are foatey.

by sally tinkler January 5, 2018