Ethan

Small Penis and Very Insecure

Oh wow he is a Ethan

by Nitrozitty February 3, 2020

Ethan

A guy that every girl wants. He doesn't want any girls. He is nice, awesome and lit. But not everybody knows that so he only has like 3 friends

Sandy: I need Ethan
Luna: No I need him

by Sunlilsparcj June 6, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the greatest person you will ever meet... He is super-smart, sporty,hot, always gets the chicks because he has a huge dick... He is really funny and is usually hanging with girls or his family.

Girl: Omg me and Ethan fucked last night
Other girl: I bet your pussy hurts from Ethan's big dick

by IloveEthan84 December 10, 2017

Ethan

A sexy beast with an enourmous penis. His cock fills all the women with immense pleasure as he plunges into them. He's smart and intelligent and witty and tall and dreamy. Everybody loves him and no one has a bigger dick. Girls lick, suck, and slurp it

Ethan: hey
Luke: let me suck your cock

by Nathan smith December 9, 2017

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

Don’t date him because he will break your heart like a broken Xbox controller

Girl 1: “ ew! Why is he so ugly”
Girl 2: “ because he’s Ethan”

by Miraculouslover November 2, 2019

Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014