Ethan

An Extremely moist and white un-attractive guy who has poor hygiene. Very ratchet!

Ethan: I'm Moist

by HiKidz November 4, 2013

Ethan

The worst bike rider you will ever meet. Complete disgrac to BMX society. Says he can hafcab crankflip but it's actually a U turn to crankflip. Also thinks he can manual 180 but it's actually a huge ass carve to 90. Sucks at riding.

Ethan: hey check out my manual 180

Armin: more like carve to 180

Chris: "silently laughs "

by Haheoahoebsoj j November 17, 2016

Ethan

the biggest snake i know.

quinn: you're acting so ethan right now

by lizzy8160 December 28, 2016

Ethan

A stupid boy that breaks up with girls every week. If it lasts that long. He usually looks ugly but has good taste in girls

Ethan:You can't beat me up it's her fault that we broke up 🙄

by Tiger CCC January 6, 2017

Ethan

a weak ass pussy who dates nasty 11 year olds instead on a normal human being

wow hes a ethan
You act like ethan

by donydabomb January 12, 2017

Ethan

A fucking faggot. Loves big cock. Thinks he’s the boy when he copies all of Elliott’s jokes. Is also severely retarded and clapped

Person1: That guy is such and Ethan
Person2: yeh his life is sad

by SuccySuccy10buccy January 30, 2018

Ethan

A total meanie who thinks he can have any girl he wants. He tries to date older girls just so he sounds cool. Ethan will slap you if you touch what’s his but when he takes your stuff he thinks it’s completely fine. He often will take people from behind and try to hurt them. If you see an Ethan, warn all your friends and then run.

Friend: “Did you see that person grab that child from behind?”
You: “Omg! That’s Ethan! RUN”

by buttney May 31, 2018