Emotional

Staying very still (the opposite of motional)

The girl was tired and emotional

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Emotional dump

When you dump out so hard at your friend's house and get emotional

I was taking an emotional dump at michael's house and started to get emotional.

by efgwfge January 18, 2011

emotional constipation

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.

"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."

by TheNotBob November 13, 2009

emoticonversation

A conversation taking place online consisting entirely of emoticons.

<you> :) <them> :D <you> :P <them> :O <you> 0:) <them> good emoticonversation.

by Mutiny April 9, 2006

Emotional Escape Artist

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.

"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

Emojinal

When someone texts something so shocking or controversial that the only possible way to respond is with a single emoji.

Person a: I just found out my mum is also my sister
Person b: 0_o no further text, simply an emojinal shock response

by tloriley March 6, 2016

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003