embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.

I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

Emergence

Name of the legendary hentai 177013. It is said to cause depression for weeks for whoever reads it, although a few claim they've been affected for only a couple of days.

I'm being way to happy right now, I think I'll read Emergence and go back to my usual depression state.

by Yesserer January 2, 2019

emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.

Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!

by QuacksO January 3, 2019

Embrasse

Embrasse is french for kiss, make out, eat each other’s faces out etc. Not to be confused with hugging someone’s ass.

Je embrasse ma petite amie

by Ghettoghost February 4, 2019

Embrassing

To paint jewelry or furniture to look like brass so people pay more for it

“Wow! How are you making that necklace look like that?”
“I’m embrassing it!”

by Irish and Gayish July 5, 2019

Emeka 10

Emeka Is A kid who Is tall af, Cool Best Fifa player on ps4 pro clubs AND HAS A BBC.

Sometimes he can be funny. And yeh. He loyal to girls and will never betray them :). And always go for the BBC

TURN UP

Emeka 10 is so loyal to his girls

by YnmBoyz April 21, 2019

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019