Dutch Omelette

When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.

She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.

by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008

Dutch Sex

A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.

Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Dutch Taco

When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.

"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"

"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"

by Brett Hamilton April 18, 2009

Dutch Oven

The act of farting many times under the covers then making your partner stick his or her head under the blanket.

"After me and ann fucked last night i gave her a brutual dutch oven"

by Astabler February 19, 2008

dutch windmill

A circle jerk of dutch rudders

Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."

by spooderman February 20, 2015

Dutch Rub

The act of drying someone else's hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids.

"Get back in the house with that wet hair, you're not going out in the cold until I give you a Dutch Rub."

by Peapod Hobbit June 10, 2008

Dutch bros

A place where basic white girls go to drink coffee because they have no friends. They get mad about boys on fortnite and they always talk about dutch bros. They definition of hipocrite

Jessica: omg rob needs to stop posting his fortnite wins
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🤤

by No name boi May 13, 2018