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docking

docking is when a guy puts his peen into a vageen. It has to be a huge meat spear. into a very wet vageen
Brandon was docking his peen into my vageen
by phantom negromante May 28, 2019
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Dry Docking

The act of initiating anal sex without any lubricant what-so-ever, forcing the person who is "dry docking" to "thumb it in", small incriments at a time.
Dude, i totally took it to Browntown last night. She didn't have any lube, so i had to resort to Dry Docking.
by bootyholeblaster September 8, 2011
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drinking the dregs

A tactic if you're not particularly attractive or popular which is to go for unpopular yet attractive girls

*WARNING* attractive yet unpopular girls can have the following preexisting conditions
1. emoness
2. gothness
3.bitchyness
4.weeabooness
5. acctually having a penis
6. stds
7. loose vaginas
8.tiny tittys
9.virginity
10.want for marrage
11. aids
12. actually having a penis
13. smoking
14. slutyness
15. racist parents
16.poor
17. stupidity
18.actually having a penis
19. being a prostitute
20. not having a car
21. bad past
22.bad credit
23.being a crack hoe
24. actually having a penis
God that girl is sooo goth but DAMN those tittys are great I'm gonna try drinking the dregs.
by The Medic Will Buttrape You! August 19, 2009
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Docking

The act of pushing ones penis into the urethra of another males penis, and cunning inside the others urethra.
After months of loosening his urethra, he was finally ready for johns massive cock to be put in his. He had always wanted to try docking, but never got the chance until now.
by Pear445678 March 6, 2018
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Docking

When a male, or a shemale, inserts their penis into another male's or shemale's larger penis through the urethra because of basic biology this has never been done before in real life and has only existed in hardcore hentai and hardcore yiff.
I play Kerbal Space Program a lot and tried to look up a tutorial on docking, but now I need thrise a week therapy because my horny room mate didn't use ingongnito mode for his "docking" needs...
by icantthinkofausername777 September 2, 2019
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hallmark drinking game

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle
Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.
by kingbumii May 4, 2015
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reverse docking

The act of taking your foreskin out of another man's asshole
Josh and Mark

Josh: "Dude my weiner is so hard"
Mark: "Dude quick, let's do reverse docking"
*Josh inserts his foreskin into Mark's asshole*
by Josh djndasl;j;owq April 12, 2017
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