When you literally drink yourself retarded and regret everything in the morning but have no memory of it
by K_is4_Kool January 30, 2017
Get the Kendra Drunk mug.When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.
by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015
Get the Deer drunk mug.A drunk who just starts cleaning and checking on people and trying to take care of everyone. Your typical babysitter.
by Boredbitch December 9, 2014
Get the mommy drunk mug.Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010
Get the Pitch a Drunk mug.A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.
Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
by moltenriches October 3, 2009
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Get the skunk drunk mug.Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022
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