ba-dong

Bad and wrong, adj. Bad/wrong..aweful

Billy's erectile disfunction put him in a situation of ba-dong feelings and pipe dreams.

by Ben Dover January 25, 2003

Dong Hyuk

Pussy ass bitch who always gets pushed around. This guy will always be on a losing sports team and has no game with the ladies. He takes what he can get, which usually amounts to just taking it. A Dong Hyuk will give his lunch money to the bullies to streamline the theft. The upside to a DH is that if you happen to befriend one you will have a servant for life.

"Why does that guy always get pegged by his girlfriend?"

"Because he is obviously a Dong Hyuk."

by CFISH87 April 11, 2014

Dong Swatch

When your dong is so long you can wrap it around you wrist so when people ask what time it is you can make them look at it as you tell them some fake time

yo check out jims dong swatch he must need 3 girls for that

by ferret421 March 27, 2009

asalamalading dong

like saying hi but the bad way bro

asalamalading dong sam
asalamalading dong mike

by mo bro March 8, 2008

dong fongs

1. chinese food outside of West Point
2. hungry for asain food

see also- the dong and shits

Man that dong fongs General Tso's chicken jacked me all up.

I need some dong fongs.

by WP_flava April 25, 2005

Dip-Dong

1 - A situation you don't want to be in.



2 - A situation in which you need to be bailed out of.

OH SHIT THERES BETHANY! DIP-DONG! DIP-DONG!

by DipdongDipdong September 26, 2008

jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014