a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.

I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.

by Scheezo December 1, 2010

Dirt Ernie

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

by Cookie W February 25, 2018

dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

Shot in the dirt

A nut in the butt

Alex: did you have sex with her last night?
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!

by John Doe749397645 May 1, 2018

nut dirt

The salt and other seasonings inside a can of nuts, leftover after you have eaten all the nuts.

Did you empty all the nut dirt out of that can before you stored your change in it?

by bob morales March 2, 2015