"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"
"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"
"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
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Get the diet coke mug.When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
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Get the diet mug.someone who believes that a diet is good idea and yet they never lose weight. Hmmmmm what’s going on there hey? They are a dumb diet because they eat the things that are opposite of the diet.
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Get the dumb diet mug.Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
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