Diet Check

"Hey mom, did you get some Diet Check from Winn Dixie?"
by tbww October 27, 2020
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diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer December 01, 2021
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hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 04, 2023
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Diet-Downs

An unfortunate aesthetic affliction in which a person appears to have a slight case of Down's Syndrome.
Although Jane was indeed smart, she was often discredited as unintelligent because she had diet-downs. Everyone suspects that her parents were related before they were married.
by Sarcactus May 02, 2009
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The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.
Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me
by Fabsta. August 09, 2008
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Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.
Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.
by DarcyDog December 11, 2020
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Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.
Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
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