1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. Man, Susan was riding me so hard in the tub last night! The water was undulating so much giving mad dolphin sprinkles.
by Scoobyjew July 20, 2015
Get the Dolphin Sprinklesmug. Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"
by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020
Get the sad dolphinmug. PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
by GankedByBugSplat April 4, 2020
Get the Dolphinmug. by Dolffin May 16, 2021
Get the Dolphinmug. by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021
Get the Joe Dolphinmug. 1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug.