A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.
Alex is Fake Depressed
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021
Get the Fake Depressedmug. After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
Get the depressed wankmug. An experience that nearly every Eurovision fan goes through. They usually go through this from the end of the Eurovision Song Contest to either Early September or Mid-December. This has basically become a yearly tradition within the Eurofandom and has caused some very shocking results on twitter
Person 1: Where's Millie?
Person 2: She's depressed because she doesn't have anything to fulfil her sadness from the end of the Eurovision season. The Eurovision depression is getting to her head.
Person 2: She's depressed because she doesn't have anything to fulfil her sadness from the end of the Eurovision season. The Eurovision depression is getting to her head.
by Solovey June 3, 2022
Get the Eurovision Depressionmug. when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke
I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression
by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018
Get the Hemmotron1996 depressionmug. When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.
My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023
Get the Depression Barbiemug. positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music
by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020
Get the positively depressingmug. The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
Get the Depressed Whalingmug.