Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.
by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 29, 2011
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Crotch Throne

The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.
Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.
by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010
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Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
by AmazonPigeon September 02, 2011
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wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.
john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch
by josh greenawalt September 23, 2007
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Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.
Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"
by Noddegamra2012 December 29, 2010
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Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
by Babypenis69 July 01, 2015
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canyon crotch

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch
by Woodys wash July 14, 2015
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