by Early riser July 14, 2009
Get the Crotch Canyonmug. Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers
Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers
Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009
Get the Crotch Cuddlersmug. Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
Get the crotch awarenessmug. Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.
Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")
Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")
Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)
by Anonymous Josh March 30, 2011
Get the crotch popcornmug. When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011
Get the Scotch Crotchmug. An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015
Get the Crotch rocketmug. –noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.
by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008
Get the Crotch Dumplinmug.