covfefe

When you try to lie to the world and yourself, but your brain decides to take a shit instead.

Also called a "freudian shit" (the brain-hemorrage version of freudian slips).

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

-Tweet by Donald J. Trump, President of the United States

"Johnny, what are you doing? Have you written your essay?"
"No."
"What?! Then do it!"
"Covfefe. I mean yes. It has the best words in it."
-Johnny wanted to copy Pence's homework at school

by Logichris May 31, 2017

covfefe

Something Trump tweeted and anly he understood.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe (Tweeted byDonald J. Trump, 5-31-2017, 1:06 AM)

by Reina Borg May 31, 2017

covfefe

Initials of

Come On,
Very Fake Elections.
Fucking Electoral (college)

Trump just said COVFEFE. What the hell does this mean?

by the last leaflast leaf June 01, 2017

Covfefe

When you can't afford dental care because TrumpCare

"My healthfcare covfefe is so poor I can't afford dentistf"

by Toxikcherry13 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

Don't worry bro. I got this covered.
*messes up*
Dude. You made a complete covfefe out of yourself.

by Laffiman May 31, 2017

covfefe

The President's tweet speaks for itself

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by PressSecSpicer May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Master Of Everything

idk master of everything covfefe

by YaBoiHockey June 17, 2017