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Cooper

This dog Cooper is so fat
by PeenGang101 October 31, 2020
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Cooperate

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
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Cooper

Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024
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Coopering

The act of snooping the hallways of a school, to find students who are skipping classes.
He was coopering the hallways for us.
by Tired Student June 23, 2014
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Mr. Cooper

a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later
Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend
by nugget_ October 26, 2020
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Cooper DeJean

1 • Is not a safety

• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one

• CB1

2. • Is Cornerback one

• locked down your number one option

• A punt returner

• Almost cribbed the punt return

• Be locking down your slot

3. • Super Bowl Champion

• Aquarius

• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday

• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*

Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”

Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”

FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go

“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
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Cooper

The Coopers with mullets usually suck on the sack of mutual friends and wanna fight everyone
did you hear what cooper said?”
yeah i know, that cunts a lick nuts”
by Cooper Bitch November 23, 2021
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