A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!
Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'
by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008
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(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.
Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.
Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.
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in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.
in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.
milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!
by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008
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Get the Conner mug.A conner will be an amazing person! At first. He will usually be very nice funny and kind when you get to know him, but he acts very different around his friends. He is the most charming person in school, but not so charming in the inside. He will be a straight B+ student and will be very shy or quiet if you are not friends with him. Once he hits puberty you might want to run away. He will be very horny and ask any girl for pics, or even ask if they will have sex with him. Watch out conners are gross!!!
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