gun control

What this nation needs the -least.- Guns are a way to keep ourselves protected from assholes who are out to kill us for no damn reason. And then, liberals are trying to apply gun control on this great country. We've got enough weapons being illegal to own, and then they're trying to even make it illegal for a law enforcement official to carry one.

Let's show those liberals some "gun control" by controlling a gun their way.

by victor September 1, 2003

gun control

The idea that minorities will be safer when only the rampart division is allowed to have guns.

Gun control laws in the Old South were only enforced against black people.

by epsilon minus January 18, 2004

gun control

the diametric opposite of the United States second ammendment to the constitution.

Detroit; 1200 murders per year...Toronto, CANADA (only 150 miles away); 50 per year. Gun Control is not possible if everybody HAS them.

by Michael Horvath April 30, 2003

Gun Control

The systematic restriction of the rights of Americans granted by the 2nd Amendment in the name of reducing crime. Gun Control is traditionally practiced by liberals but the rising popularity of neo-conservatism is also putting gun control on the agenda for most "conservatives." Gun Control ranges from the simplest of gun registration to an outright ban on a specific type of gun or guns in general. Gun Control is often implimented shortly before a totalitarian leader begins opressing a groups of people (German Holocaust, Stalin's Russia, Pol Pot's Cambodia, Darfur etc).

The fact is that Gun Control does not work. Any time new gun control laws are passed, crime rates go up. Whenever gun control laws are repealed, crime rates go down or stay the same. The simple truth is that if guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns. By definition, criminals (the group that gun control laws seem to attempt to disarm (in addition to the general public)), don't follow the law, thus making the gun control laws ineffective on them.

Never in the history of the United States (and most other countries for that matter) has a gun control policy decreased gun crime, gun injuries and/or gun deaths.

by northendwhitetrash January 21, 2009

Quality Control

Controlling the quality that goes into a product so that it wears out faster, causing consumers to have to replace it. syn. planned obsolescence

American automobile manufacturers practice better quality control than the Japanese.

by L-Bound January 28, 2007

[friend control]

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!

friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"

by boogirl January 18, 2009

mirth control pill

A male birth control pill.

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.

by sdavis November 22, 2009