by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011
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Get the Cooper Pedler mug.if you know a Cooper, you are very lucky.. Cooper is usually tall and has blue eyes, and is very good looking and very athletic Cooper is also the realest, coolest, funniest, most true person you will ever meet. He will also be the best boyfriend you will EVER have! You can trust him with anything.. he will never tell anybody if you dont want him to he is also very good with girls and doesn’t find it hard to impress and show off in front of them.
by Daddy😤✊🏿 November 23, 2021
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Get the Cooper mug.The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
Get the Curse of Gallus Cooper mug.Cooper is the most amazing guy you will EVER meet. He is incredibly smart, funny, kind, blunt, and handsome. He acts like he dosen't give a fuck about but people think of him, but deep down he really does. He has a deep dark secret that he only let's a few people know. If you are lucky enough to learn this, don't tell ANYONE! For if you double cross a Cooper or hurt someone/something he really loves, he will make your life a living hell. He is usually really tall and in great shape, but he isn't good at sports. He is pretty lazy but will give 110% at something he really cares about. He has all the girls secretly crushing on him, but he only thinks about the one he really cares about. He just wants to fall in love and have a family. He typically loves his hometown and never wants to leave. He goes along with all the popular trends but doesn't really care for them. He is a realist and will always speak his mind, no matter who he hurts. He is super talented and has a lot of wierd and strange phobias. DON'T exploit these, for you will regret it. Coopers are huanted by the one baf thing they did in their past. You can always trust a Cooper. Never EVER let him out your life. He is one of the best poeple/boyfriend you will ever have/meet. He loves danger and has some anger issues. Coopers usually have some kind of disability. It takes some time to get to know him and he can come off a bit strong at first,but if you haven't found him yet, he is worth the wait.
Guy 1: Bro Cooper just hurt my feelings
Guy 2: That's okay that just means he likes you
Guy 2: He's awesome if you get to know him.
Guy 2: That's okay that just means he likes you
Guy 2: He's awesome if you get to know him.
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