clock-a-lockin

To constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, especially the way GT does it to MAria

Gay T, stop clock-a-lockin me yo.

by mariafish69 July 25, 2006

alarm clock song

Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!

(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"

by ajhoganil April 24, 2006

Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 06, 2021

Big Black Clock

Used to trick your friends into saying big black cock instead of clock, giving you the opportunity to call them gay.

Person 1: Yo bro I love big black clocks
Person 2: You love big black cocks?!
Person 1: No, I love big black clocks, gay ass.

by Kaiserlin March 07, 2022

boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.

Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.

by Codewarrior128 November 10, 2013

Cupertino cuckoo-clock

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

by MisterInvisible December 23, 2011

let the clock tick

To let time pass or to stay out of something for a while

I'll advise you let the clock tick on this.

by Izrhel Farrell March 14, 2015