Dropping a classic

shitting hard

Is Jeremy dropping a classic or something because he has been on toilet for 20 minutes!

by suupre February 27, 2024

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Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

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The Rikx Classic

The act of stuffing an ice lolly up the partners anal cavity while they are asleep, and then procceding to use it as a gag and skull fuck them. Please note, inserting it into the partners mouth in a quick fashion will achieve maximum satisfaction.

India dumped Nathan, so he went on to perform the Rikx classics on her.

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

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