Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
Get the Christopher Johnsonmug. by IQUQQ April 25, 2019
Get the christopher a garciamug. Chris king is a very cool guy. Intimidating at first but after that he is awesome . Has pretty as fuck eyes and the rest ain’t so bad either any woman( or anybody) to have the priveledge of meeting him and being in his life is a lucky mother fucker . He is reasonable and fair and straight up. As real as they get
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Get the Christopher kingmug. literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”
by kioalaa July 15, 2023
Get the Cody Christopher Smithmug. Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.
person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
by ur1nonly February 8, 2023
Get the christopher casanovamug. I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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