chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

chris mccoy

To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.

"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"

by Brother Rice High School November 2, 2017

Twisty Chris

Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.

Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes

by Videorocker27 April 5, 2022

hurricane chris

hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!

See hurricane katrina el nino

Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.

Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue

by Papalito September 5, 2007

Chris Bosh

A gay dinosaur

The Miami Heat are famous for their "big three". One is a pitiful douchebag, one is actually good and one is a gay dinosaur. Guess which one Chris Bosh is?

by sadsadclown June 25, 2013

chris bosh

The RuPaul of NBA big men.

Hi, I'm Chris Bosh. I'm a stat-stuffing, playoff-missing, overrated, overpaid, underachieving, self-absorbed loser. Follow me on Twitter.

by 90sNBAcenters July 7, 2010

Chris Ledoux

A country singer most people dont know about he was also a cowboy. He sung amarillo by morning before George Strait and life is a highway before the band that sucks ass rascal flatts. He was a champioship bareback bronc rider. He wrote a lot of good songs about cowboy and rodeo life songs like cowboy up, and rusty spurs and a lot of other good songs. Sadly he was diagnosed with liver cancer but he kept on singing and riding broncs he died March 9, 2005. Garth Brooks sung a song about him called good ride cowboy a good song

Life is a highway and theres only one way your gonna get through when it starts to twist do more like Chris pull your hat down tight and just Ledoux it.

Life is a highway and theres only one way your gonna get through when it starts to twist do more like Chris pull your hat down tight a
Me- hey city boy cowboy up and quit crying it just a paper cut Chris Ledoux rode broncs and got many broken bones and laughed at itnd just Ledoux it.

by tthat guyy October 13, 2011