chimpy

person who is a combination of being shabby, dingy, foolish and a dupe. dirty like a chimpanzee and dim-witted like chump.

Jason Dill is a perfect example of a chimpy person.

by hightimesRgoodtimes February 28, 2004

Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.

The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.

by The Grand MasterSmeat (courtesy of Scott) August 30, 2006

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

dixie wind chimes

When the KKK hang a man of negro descent from a tree.

"Dang New Yorkers. Let's string 'em up and make us some dixie wind chimes!"

by DarbySniper August 1, 2006

chimay

filipino slang for domestic helper

Marj just fired her chimay.

by joebrill July 17, 2007

Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Chimallow

The delightful combination of roasting a marshmallow with a tortilla chip over an open fire.

Damn guys, I'm so high right now I could definitely use a chimallow!

by twofalafels April 7, 2008