carrot

i fucked a carrot
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Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.
That person seems to be a real carrot!
by Mr.Jeff November 05, 2021
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a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent
Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"
by BOREDOM MASTER January 20, 2024
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My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.
Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
by (homo)sapien December 14, 2022
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Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
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Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole
“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake
by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022
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Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean
Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

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I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL
by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021
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