Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022

Carl Chigocha

Thinks he can rap, Loves eating bananas, has a small cock, gets rejected by every girl and is the fattest black person on Earth.

Person 1: Who’s that Banana Eater?
Person 2: Oh! That’s Carl Chigocha!

by Buwbdwiubduiw April 7, 2022

Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.

I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.

by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018

Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.

That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.

by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025

Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve

Brah, that snow is straight Carl

by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025