curtaining

when roughly two boys and a girl have a threesome, usually dressed in garments made from curtains and an eyepatch. the term originates from the victorian times, when slaves would often have to wear curtains and were very horny.

'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'

by mikey johnson-baron-smith December 21, 2008

curtain

a thing that covers up your windows

friend: “what’s that thing covering the light from entering”
me: “it’s a curtain.”

by ellaissupercool February 13, 2021

chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

spagurkin curtain

a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.

Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours

by wesully1 October 11, 2011

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 2, 2011

beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

the curtains are clear

-Code for thinking someone is a pussy
-I don’t like this dumbass douche canoe

“The curtains are clear” (referring to an idiot of sorts)

by The curtains are clear September 29, 2022