cunt

a clarinet player who happens to look like a meerkat/ferret, has clammy hands and goes by the name of sam nixon

"is that a meerkat?!"
"no, it's just a cunt"
"oh, i didn't realise sam nixon was here."

by chlozzerz December 22, 2011

cunt

The best thing to fuck hard and fist I love licking sick cunts and cunts are what make the world a good place and a.l we need is a sick cunt and the world will be fucked

My cunt is sexier than your cunt

by Wattie October 05, 2015

cunt

Derogatory term used to describe no one other than Mark DeFabritiis.

Mark DeFabritiis is a fucking cunt.

by Mark DeFabritiis June 22, 2017

cunt

A derogatory term of abuse, especially in the Australian context, being probably the most offensive form of abuse, but equally applied to men and women.Possibly the only embellishment on this term of abuse is to be called a "rotten cunt"

That idiot driver who just cut me off is a rotten cunt.

All politicians are complete cunts

That cunt of a policeman just booked me for speeding

by Whistleblower2 June 03, 2011

Cunt

1. One of the most offensive words in the English language.

2. A sort of Shawn

1. You fucking CUNT!!!

2. Your such a Shawn!!!

by Roger-M July 11, 2008

Cunting

A derivative of "hunting"; the act of going out and casually looking for hot women.

James: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Rob: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of down. I just broke up with my girlfriend.
James: Let's go cunting!
Rob: Sweet.

by Tyler&Delaney October 23, 2008

cunting

When a lady of the female species takes a running jump pulling her flaps apart and landing on someone head therefore cunting them.

Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I was cunting your mum.

by Johnathan1707 March 04, 2010