Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.
by AB365 November 21, 2021
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A biddiesโ€™ Christmas

Merry Christmas โ›„๐ŸŽโ„ all you mistleHOES!! ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒฟ I'm tryna be on that ๐Ÿ™ˆ good ish ๐Ÿ”ฏ but it's the ๐Ÿ™Œ holla-day eve ๐ŸŽ„ and u best BELIEVE โœโ›ช it's bouta b ๐ŸŒŸ LITTY ๐Ÿ•Ž Did u put dat ass ๐Ÿ‘ on the fat man's lap?! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ˜ or were you a naughty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ little elf this year??? ๐Ÿ˜ Either way he's got a BIG ๐Ÿ˜ package ๐ŸŽ for you to unwrap ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ Send ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ”Š this text ๐Ÿ”” to 5โƒฃ holly jolly โ™ฅ๐Ÿ’š hoes ๐Ÿ˜‡ if you want their christmas ๐ŸŽ„ to sleigh!! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’… If not ur stocking ๐Ÿ™€ won't get stuffed ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ until next year!! โžก๐Ÿ“† If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back ๐Ÿ“ฉโช you're santa's little slut! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ
Our Holiday better be A biddiesโ€™ Christmas
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Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."
by Bearringsd December 26, 2018
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Christmas peasants

Christmas peasants: The people who rings the bell while standing next to the Salvation Army donation bucket.
Every Walmart has Christmas peasants outside ringing a bell near the entrance.
by Civic RR March 27, 2018
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Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 25, 2011
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Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.
Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM
by The Chaotic Demi God September 16, 2021
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Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it
We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!
by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019
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