cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"

"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."

by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

cell-regret

1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.

The cell-regret was terrible after seeing Gary's new phone.

by Daveed May 28, 2006

cell hell

live in an area where you have to stand just right, on one leg, bend at the waist and MAYBE you'll get a signal!!! Then again, probably NOT!!

Can't hear you--I'm in cell hell!!

by jason's mommy February 6, 2010

Cell Phone Parathesia

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.

Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."

by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012

Crisis Cell

A current affairs show on Geo Television Network - weekday at 7.

Hosted by Sana Bucha.

Tune in to Crisis Cell

by fyra February 28, 2009

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

hydrogen fuel cell

Americas hope for becoming independent of foreign oil.

This hydrogen fuel cell car runs off of hydrogen and produces only pure water as a byproduct.

by ewalsh February 20, 2009