candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

elbow candy

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

by ô¿ô May 5, 2009

candy bike

A ridiculously, obnoxiously color-coordinated fixed gear or single speed bike. The builder of the bike has spent all effort on the bike's visual appeal, with little or no regard to performance or practical riding aspects.

Common features include more than three different bright neon colors, custom painted spokes/rims, custom strung spoke patterns or "twisted" spokes, colored chains and chainrings, colored grips/bartape etc.

See tarck bike

Rolling down the street on his checkered deep V's with red spokes to match his oury's and red hubs mounted to a frame detailed with a red, white, and blue fade, he flicked his chin up and basked in the radiance of his candy bike's glory.

by cherry vanilla July 24, 2010

Candy Swiper

A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.

The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.

by meqanick September 30, 2018

arm-candy

Someone that walks next to you while you walk in a public place to impress or make yourself seem more presentable.

Molly used Matt as her arm-candy in school to impress Colin.

by Bocks123 April 29, 2019

Hand-Candy

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"

by winch guy August 20, 2014

the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015