The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

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Burger Flash

When you lift up the top bun on your hamburger to show someone what you have on it.

Matt asked me what kind of sandwich I was having, so I had to burger flash him.

by Ghost Liberty June 9, 2010

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roethlis-burger

name of a food in a Pittsburgh bar

how much for a roethlis-burger
that'll be 4.95 sir
i'll have one of those
okay it'll be out momentarily

by ternce 2hwite4u January 14, 2008

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Sonic Burger

When the labia of a woman is all sloppy and hangs out like the lettuce, tomato and meat of a greasy sloppy sonic burger.

I munched on her Sonic Burger.

by Caleb the Artist March 14, 2010

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burger water

Burger Water : The bodily fluids an overweight and/or obese woman produces during sexual stimulation.

I was eating this fat-girl out and got her burger water all up in my face. I vomited when she wiped her burger water on me.

by CommissarConnor October 15, 2013

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Manifold burger

To heat up ur car manifold hot enough to cook a burger usually contains a group of red necks mudin drinking pabst who decide to waste a pound of beef and put it on there manifold.

Aye Jim ur mani lookin offly hot what do ya say we crack pabst and cook some manifold burgers

by Btown21 September 15, 2012

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