only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time

boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing

by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022

only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

alaskan fire breathing dragon

Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer

I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon

by koijuh February 20, 2024

Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)

by Envitish May 5, 2022

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025