Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk

Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon

by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017

Brandon

He is very cocky to everyone but it is very hard to win an argument with him because of his cockiness. He is very nice sometimes when he's with friends but when he's around girls he changes his personality and tries to be cool around them. It is very easy for him to make friends. He gets a lot of boners for no reason even with guys.

Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....

by porn9 December 14, 2019

brandon

This guy is know for shitty rapping an is considered a bitch

Brandon is a bitch nigga

by James lepley June 18, 2018

Brandon

Back Flip Fail!

Brandon ,Jumping off of a table in tech and landing on your head! :P

by x ML_1996 x December 14, 2010

Brandon

I guy who has a huge dick but is not worth shit . He's the player type and he's a total cheater . He think everything is a game .

Brandon is an asshole

by BoyWouldYou March 13, 2017

Brandon

Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.

S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"

by TEH GUHY September 25, 2010

Brandon

Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.

Brandon won't let us go to the playground!

by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017