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Booger smoker

The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.
The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.
by jakfoxx June 5, 2011
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Booger sugar

Another name for cocaine or anything else that you snort through your nose.
I'm gonna snort a heap of booger sugar before I hit the clubs tonight.
by Liljimy69 June 14, 2014
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Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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boogerfoot

Yo son, light up that boogerfoot!!!!
by Park Hillian January 28, 2008
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boobie blind

1 - when you don't notice anything about the girl except her big breasts.

2 - when a guy a staring at a female too long.
"hey, check out the girl over there."

"dude, she's fat. you're just boobie blind."

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(when a guy is staring at a girl and not paying to the conversation.)

friend - "hello??? quit being boobie blind."
by azlurker July 27, 2009
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ingrown booger

Booger stuck to the inside of your nose. It is nearly impossible to remove and will bleed profusely once pried off.
Removing this damn ingrown booger is gonna hurt like a bitch.
by doc ling January 28, 2008
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A 14 day long holiday,ending on the birthday of mosses. Two menorahs are lit for the 14 days and everyone in the family even deceased are brought to sing funeral songs around the Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day Venus fly trap. The special food is Black bread, Ginger breads cousin with a soul. Made out of potatoes and you ex girlfriends cum.
Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day is awesome
by greatest day evar January 3, 2013
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