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boner hug

Giving a person a hug while sporting a boner. It's a subtle way of letting a girl know that you've got a crush on her.
Gabriel gave Kelly a boner hug.
by Raymundo The Great January 11, 2008
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jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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Zipper Boner

when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner
crap i have a zipper boner!
by lookitsurface October 25, 2009
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cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited
Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!
by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009
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Boner Jam

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.
by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021
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Bravado Boner

When you're acting tough and you get a stiffy from it.
Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a bravado Boner.

Rick: Word.
by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018
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Boner Jihad

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
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