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bodangles

An aspect of a hairstyle, primarily worn by black women, in which the hair is adorned with brightly-colored plastic beads. The actual "bodangle" is the beaded lock of hair.
"That bitch gots the biggest bodangles I've ever seen!"
by B-----eth June 23, 2007
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bodong

An insult used to call someone an idiotic loser/jerk. It's a mixture of the words bodaggit and dong.
Man, he is such a bodong!
by rendezvous___ February 14, 2008
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BodyBook

See a cute girl/guy profile picture of just her head on facebook. Then send him/her a flirty message, then click on her photo albums and realize she either has no boobs or is fat.
guy 1- man did u see that Jen girl on facebook. She is so hot, i sent her message saying" wanna be my baby?" smooth right?

guy 2- dude, she has NO BOOBS AT ALL. You soooo just did a bodybook.

guy 1- aww crap
by Urbaner7863784682764 August 29, 2010
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body locking

The act of targeting someones body with your eyes when the sexual power is so strong. The power is incredible to the point where your eyes will not move and your mind will go blank.
Jeremy: Hey Bryan.

*Bryan doesn't respond*

Jeremy: Wants wrong with him?

Karly: Oh, he is body locking onto Irene right now.
by BML0322 February 19, 2011
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Body Poker

A card game invented by Beatrice Middleton. Mostly played over the phone, but can also be played with cards. Two decks of cards are needed for this game. Played much like normal poker except using the parts of the body instead of chips to make bets with. Whoever has the most 'body' at the end of the game wins. So, next time you're looking for some fun - get a bunch of your granny friends together and play some Body Poker. You will love it! Beatrice Middleton Approved!!
Beatrice: Hey Flo, you up for a game tonight? What do you think, maybe Body Poker?

Flo: (whooping!) Bring it on, Beatrice! Bring it on! Two body draw, kidneys wild!

(A knock at the door)

Hec: Hey girls, what's going on? Whoah, do I smell Body Poker going on? Deal me in, grannies!

Flo: Okay, you're up. I'll be you two kidneys against one heart.

Beatrice: I'll see your bet and raise you some Spider Veins! My blue babies!

Hec: (growling) Well, throw in an arthritic knee and its a deal!

(Laughing from the next room)

Morris: (talking to Midge) What are they doing in there? Are they doing that Body Poker stuff again?

Midge: Sure, they love to play it. You know, when you get old your body falls apart.

Morrs: Well, maybe they should deal me up. I'll go ask them.

Hec: (hearing Morris from the other room) Sure! I'll raise you a stiff back. You're in!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Beatrice: Pay up, sonny! I'll raise you a whole body for just your back!

Morris: Rock on, Body Poker is the newest Blackjack!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 16, 2011
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Body Lag

A delay in reaction time causing one to resemble a high latency video-game character. It is often accompanied by a distorted perception of time, short term memory loss, extreme clumsiness, and loss of depth perception.

Body lag is generally the product of Alcohol and/or lack of sleep.
"I had to get up at three in the morning on one hour of sleep, my body lag was so bad that I ran into my bedroom door on the way out after I thought I had opened it."
by Droolguy September 25, 2011
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Bodyist

Bodyist (or bodyism) is the action of discriminating someone because of the way their body is. Like racism but with bodies.
Bully: You're boobs are small and you have no waist. Me: That's bodyist.
by Seraphina Fury October 10, 2017
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