blonde

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

by sarah December 14, 2004

dumb-blonde

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

by Tom "JF" C, January 20, 2006

blonde

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!

by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006

mexican blonde

a mexican girl who act as a blonde, dumb but pretty

the mexican blonde was pushing the door instead of pulling it

by nantoki July 4, 2010

blonde moment

when someone who is not usually ditzy acts like a total ass; when you feel the need to act like Britney Spears

i usually act like i have a brain, but right now im having a blonde moment

by kate September 29, 2003

blonde moment

An occaision of a very not-bright action or oration

I didn't mean to say 2+2=5. I must have been having a blonde moment

by Jason McCoy October 2, 2003

Lebanese Blonde

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts soda water, 1 part Goldschläger (just for the gold flakes), 1 part Lebanese Arak, and 1 part warm Disaronno (yes, i said "warm"). Has a pale reddish-gold color and warm temperature and taste....like an actual Lebanese blonde.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: Yeah, I'd like a Lebanese Blonde.
Bartender: sorry we're fresh out of arak.
Patron: Wha da fuk! That's like saying we're fresh outta pussy!

by tomazgeofferson July 30, 2012