Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.

I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.

by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

Truck blast

When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.

Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?

by Nate from Utah February 25, 2015

Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

by Necrot December 23, 2021

Shonen Blast

The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!

"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"

by Shonen Blast! April 12, 2022

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016