1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
by Tim pen123q2r June 13, 2010
Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 03, 2024
A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010
The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
by P. Aris February 05, 2012
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
by aerospace user April 04, 2020
The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 22, 2011