jack black

An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD.

Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D.

He is also incredibly sexy!

I want to fuck Jack Black hard.

by Ree April 11, 2005

black lung

occupational disease from lifetimes of breathing in coal mine dust

I worked in a coal mine for three score years and all i got to show for it was black lung....

by sam May 13, 2006

Black clover

Or as other people call it the best new gen Asta > fiction

hey have you seen the best new gen called Black clover

by urlre March 23, 2021

Black-box

To imprison someone in a secret location.

The CIA started black-boxing suspected terrorists after 9/11.

by Syjel October 28, 2009

black & mild

A cigar people smoke when they

A. can't afford cigarettes
B. Don't like cigarettes
Comes in different flavors and either wood or plastic tips.
Also known as blacks

Thug 1: Aye man you wanna go half me on some cigs.
Thug 2: Nah I'm broke.
Thug 1: Let's go get a black & mild

by kingezra September 21, 2015

Black Thursday

Also known as Thanksgiving. The process of greedy retailers moving their formerly Black Friday sales to late Thanksgiving night to sell their useless Christmas Junk.

These greedy money tycoons are using the customers as the premise of ruining one greatest American traditions by telling us we would rather stay up late and shop on the Holiday, than get up early early and shop the next day.

Requiring employees of said institutions to miss out on family gatherings and football, to go chase some corporate fatcat's almighty bottom line

Dad: Why are you crying honey, dinner was perfect.
Mom: I am crying cause Dan missed his first Thanksgiving dinner ever, cause that stupid money-grubbing corporation turned Black Friday into Black Thursday.

by Crimson X November 21, 2011

laid-black

The patronizing and subtly offensive, casual manner of speech and behavior white people adopt when associating or transacting with African-Americans or people they consider "urban." Typically this involves slang, such as use of the words "man" and "cool," as well as physical gestures like non-traditional handshakes. Despite its misguided nature and condescending effect, often being "laid-black" is well-intentioned and designed to put the other person at ease.

Hey Brandon, did you notice Keith acting so casually at the cocktail party, saying things like "it's cool man" and "that's what I'm talkin' about"? Yeah, he was pretty laid-black because Karen's African-American boyfriend was there.

by C. Elliot Lee September 26, 2013