birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010

birthday whore

1) Bitch who believes the "pleasure" of giving her gifts is its own reward and never gives a grain of respect in return.

2) Bitch who accepts gifts from people she does not like.

For this reason above, friends regardless of gender should never make any gifts for each other in any form including such simple as tickets for beer. The exception to this rule is for families and engaged couples. Thanks to this rule you avoid a birthday whore 99% of time.

by Master Joie April 7, 2011

Birthday bumps

Hitting someone hard on the arm for the amount of years they are( and an extra one for good luck( extra hard))

I hear it toms birthday, let's give him birthday bumps

by @welshdragon83 June 23, 2018

Polish Birthday

A birthday that lasts for more than one day...ie: several days

I got into an argument with my girlfriend and I couldn't celebrate my birthday for five days..it was like a Polish birthday gone awry!

by Druke1588 June 16, 2011

Birthday Bash

To celebrates one's birthday by having intercourse with one's girlfriend or boyfriend.

My girlfriend gave me the best birthday bash last night!

by bnksns April 1, 2009

birthday beats

The tradition in school when it's someones birthday to sellotape them to a lamp post and then give them a punch on the shoulder.

It's a good hearted tradition

It's Jamie's birthday next week, we should all get together to make sure that he gets his birthday beats!

by Jaycangel August 7, 2006